A pity that unicorn horns are sitting right on top of one of the best head petting zones. At least you can still smoosh their cheeks, scratch their ears, and stroke their necks. ❤
She will pounce on you when you least expect it. That’s the way the cute pony predator works - you drop your guard and they start to attack your heart with their cuteness with no mercy. And the worst part? They’re born with a “little puppy-kitty charm” which make you unable to resist. Humanity is doomed.
She will pounce on you when you least expect it. That’s the way the cute pony predator works - you drop your guard and they start to attack your heart with their cuteness with no mercy. And the worst part? They’re born with a “little puppy-kitty charm” which make you unable to resist. Humanity is doomed.
Ah,yes. I see. It appears you have experience in these matters.
It is. A diesel mechanic is a good paying job, but my god do you need a pressure washer shower afterwards
Ah, yes, the daily struggles of playing auto mechanic. But hey, at least it ain’t diff oil
Or is it?
:D
… *sigh* fine. Get up here. Where’s your brush?
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;D
Badumsquish’s comment sections tend to be like that.
XD
Or up and down the horn? ;P
You just sorta gotta try and stroke around it :D
Hi. I’d like to buy some tornadoes.
Trixie loves you, let her up XD
At least I will die happy.
Ah,yes. I see. It appears you have experience in these matters.