From the lost inter dimensional episode of the Red Green Show:
 
Hey you, huh… blue horse thing, your doing it wrong… umm… well I guess that does remind me of that one time Moose Thompson successfully caught a 13 point buck with a glue trap made from 42 rolls of duct tape and the double doors from the old supermarket. Ehh, what can I say. Maybe you are doing it right?
 
Just don’t share what you’re into though… By the looks of things, I don’t wanna know. I can’t say I’m all that into pony rides, and that “bridle” doesn’t look like it’s working for you there.
 
Ahh, if my wife’s watching, I’ll be coming home straight after the meeting… Would you look in my drawer in the tool shed… or the garage, or the hall bty the kitchen. Any drawer I guess, doesn’t matter… Are you seeing this here!? Good! Go ahead and take a few rolls into the bedroom, ehh… And if you don’t, umm I guess I’ll be on the couch tonight.
 
To all the rest of you, on behalf of myself and Harold, and the whole gang up here at Possum Lodge, thanks for watching, and keep your stick on the ice.

THEN THE DUCT TAPE TURNED INTO BACON AND EXPLODED.

@ClownDicks  
YES!

I’d say it’s functioning quite fine, Princess :3

Oh god that is going to really hurt when she has to take it off.

Tape leg?