@Careless Whisper  
It’s because that’s the face of an amazing sex machine.

@Careless Whisper  
They’ll bang okay?

Am I the only one who sees the similarities in these 2 pictures?  

@TheRealPonyTheBestPony  
I have a FiMFic account, but it’s not meant for anything I’d have to put a mature rating (or a sex tag) on, except in the case of gore, as war (one of my constant topics) can be quite gruesome (though I’ve yet to actually need to use the mature tag for that, either).
 
I mainly avoid writing anything that would need that topic because a cousin of mine once got me wrapped up in a project that resulted in the dual account we used for it getting deleted (by me. he demanded that I give him the account, but I was done), him retreating to his lurker account, and me getting accused of being him for months and tormented, mocked, downvote bombed, among others. I was a small backwater account on my own, with a small pool of followers, and most of my fics from that time were attacked by them so much, that though they all had positive ratings before, the sudden onslaught of downvotes and negative comments made the rating bars almost entirely red when they’d been mostly green before, and the early comments of praise from my small fanbase were buried under an avalanche of negative comments (oddly, they left my very first fic unharmed).
 
So, though I enjoy reading that stuff sometimes, I dare not write anything that requires such a tag out of fear that it’ll happen again.

@Prism King  
Keep preaching the good word, friend. Though, I might suggest fleshing out your work and posting it to FiMFiction, since people ’round these parts can get prickly about long comments.

@Goddess Erosia  
ABP happened. Their universe involves Earth getting conquered by an Equestrian Empire lead by Nightmare Moon and “Daybreaker”, turning the human males into little more than breeding stock, somehow overriding the human genome entirely, and making the human females utterly useless except for the production of more breeding stock.
 
As an anti-misanthropist, I’ve been chasing down all references to it to take as many jabs at it as I can with my various human OCs with the power to resist and overcome. Sorry if it annoyed you.

What the buck happened to the comments.

@abackgroundpony  
Sound the alert! Earth is in danger! Alert the Compact! I demand that all of Andromeda’s planetary leaders meet me in Prismartopolis, the capital of the Royal Republic of the Planet Draqstar in 12 hours! This is an emergency Terra is in danger of an invasion, and the protection clause of the Compact allows us to take action! And tell them that I’ll be very displeased if we don’t get a unanimous vote! It’ll take the presence of all 2000 of our worlds’ militaries to make them rethink an invasion, thanks to our technomancy that’s beyond even them!  
With 2000 different worlds that all gave rise to humans independent of each other, we have evidence that not only is Terra human by right, but the whole universe, as well! Our Terran brethren need us to come to their defense!  
They’ll be here? Perfect!
 
(All votes affirmative)
 
Perfect! Tell the galaxy! As of now, Andromeda is at war with the Equestrian Empire! My people, the Draqstarrans, will lead the charge, as we actually can wield our own unique human magic! There are more than one kind of homo sapiens, and they’re about to learn that the hard way. Terran, or simply homo sapiens, is the basic human, the one that all other ones from all other worlds have the most in common with than with any other. Draqstarrans, or homo sapiens magicis, meaning “magical wise man, my people, and we are the most advanced and most powerful in this universe. Nyctillians, or callidus homo sapiens, meaning “clever wise man”, have been always a crafty bunch, their slight dikfferences granting them better hearing, better vision at night, among others. They will face two thousand homo sapiens variations, and we all know that unlike the base human genome, which unfortunately can be overridden, our various genomes instead merge to create stronger genes by merging two kinds, and when faced with any non-human genome that can still interact with it, it absorbs it, adds it to itself, and makes all offspring be 50/50 one way or the other, with no way to prevent it. I should know, my daughter in-law’s a Unicorn, and she has four human children and four pony ones.  
Anyway, All of Andromeda is at war! I can already hear our God, the Father of Man, speaking to me. He will protect us! Put your faith in Him, fellow Andromedans, and we shall succeed! We may even be allowed to purify the corrupt leaders should we prove faithful enough!
 
(I reach behind me, opening a vortex into a dimensional pocket, and pull out the most powerful Magic artifact of good this universe has to offer: a white, prismatic sword that I used once before to gain the power to rival the Father of Man Himself to fight a corrupted reflection of me who held the opposite to this very blade.)
 
And I shall not lead with the traditional Royal Scepter, but with Photrius, the magic blade of Righteousness! With several other artifacts, it gave me power to rival the Father to take out Turmoil, my twisted reflection! The battle was like a fight between monotheistic all-powerful gods of Creation, but the point is that that is the power I shall bring to bear if necessary!  
Andromeda! To arms! We arrive at Terra in one week!

Arareroll / ABPverse Daybreaker transformation incoming

@Iron Storm  
The volume of the penis decreases more-or-less proportionally with the volume of the horse; a Clydesdale has one the size of a human arm, while a Welsh Pony’ penis might be comparable in girth to a large Human. And if you take into account their evolution (since Equestrian ponies clearly are not Earth horses), their penises would be even smaller: horses evolved to mate exclusively “belly-to-back”, requiring a longer penis. If we assume Equestrian ponies are small and flexible enough for belly-to-belly intercourse, there would be no evolutionary pressure for longer penises. (Obviously this is all educated conjecture; I don’t have the “appropriate measurements” to back it up.)
 
In conclusion, assuming ponies are small enough to pick up and cuddle, we’re be enough to show them a great time.

@Iron Storm  
I guess your right

I can only imagine a mare, being a quadruped, would be very blissful in feeling the soft, caressing hands of a humanoid from behind, wrapping their arms around her sides, up around her neck and down her legs. Much like a house cat feels in heaven when being pet. There are ways a hand can touch you that a hoof could never.

@Iron Storm  
Men being too small for mares has been long debunked.

This will end in Snu-Snu.

I’m not sure that I’m comfortable being objectified by cartoon ponies in this manner.

Gents, your all missing the one thing that ruins this entire idea. Men are not hung like a horse like a horse is hung like a horse. A pony would take a look and ask if we were sick or something.

Considering that stallions last only for a few seconds compared to 3-5 minutes a human male can last…

Have you ever heard of 60 Minute Man? They didn’t call him that because of his naps.

Oh shiet!!

And now we know why Celestia can ever go through the mirror.