guys, don’t stop. Please do go on :|

@Keith
 
Me too.
 
It’s HILARIOUS.

I’m just trying to imagine someone unfamiliar with Homestuck coming into this thread and just backing away slowly at all the Karcaps.

YEAH HE IS.
 
P9RRIM WHERE THE HELL ARE Y9U? Y9U’RE THE 9NE WH9 KN9WS H9W T9 SHUT HIM UP RIGHT?

@Takashi
 
HOLY FUCK.
 
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
 
…THANKS. THAT… HONESTLY MEANS A WHOLE FUCKING LOT COMING FROM YOU.
 
…HOLY JEGUS HE’S STILL GOING, ISN’T HE?

Gah, stupid Textile, I didn’t mean to have all that crossed out.

“……furtherm6re, this implies a distinct lack of c6m6n decency – n6t t6 tri99er th6se wh6 are incapable 6f 6r have n6 9eneral c6ncept 6f wearin9 cl6thin9 as I speak 6f a different kind 6f decency – f6r th6se wh6 may be tri99ered by such phrases as ‘Derpy’, ‘Lazy’, 6r any 6ther w6rds pertainin9 t6ward their eyes and/6r any mental deficiencies that they w6uld be sufferin9 fr6m. N6t t6 tri99er y6ur ancest6r, Karkat, with the usa9e 6f the term ‘sufferer’ in a way that mi9ht su99est his past be s6methin9 that can be 6verl66ked and n6t take the precauti6ns t6 refrain fr6m tri99ering. And, back t6 my previ6us t6pic 6f dicati6on– I mean discussi6n, ‘6verl66ked’ was n6t a w6rd meant f6r th6se unable t6 see clearly 6r at all, th6u9h I will find a way t6……”
 
Yeeeeah, he’s not paying any attention at all.

THE SAD PART IS THAT I THINK HE MAY ACTUALLY HAVE 69NE THR9U6H A 6UNCH 9F SHIT LIKE THAT, AND HE’S T99 SELF-A6S9R6ED WITH HIS STUPID SERM9NS T9 REALIZE HE’S PR96A6LY PARTIALLY RESP9NSI6LE F9R IT ALL 6ECAUSE HE’S S9 DAMN USELESS.
 
HELL, I D9N’T THINK HE’S EVEN PAYING ANY ATTENTI9N T9 US AT ALL. HE’S STILL 69IN6 9N A69UT H9W “A6LEIST” THAT 6996LY-EYED H99F6EAST IS.
 
THANK 696 Y9U’RE N9WHERE NEAR AS SHITTY. I CAN SAY WITH THE UTM9ST SINCERITY THAT I’M PR9UD T9 HAVE Y9U AS MY DESCENDANT KID.
 
Y9U DID A 6REAT J96 EVEN TH9U6H FATE DEALT Y9U A SHITTY HAND.

TRY HAVING YOUR WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE BLOWN THE FUCK UP, YOU PRETENTIOUS PIECE OF LOUD-MOUTHED SHIT.
 
TRY HAVING YOUR CHANCE AT FINALLY MEANING SOMETHING COLLAPSE LIKE A FUCKING RED GIANT BECAUSE OF SOMETHING THAT WAS PARTIALLY YOUR FAULT.
 
TRY HAVING YOUR FRIENDS GO OUT OF THEIR FUCKING THINKPANS AND START SLAUGHTERING EACH OTHER LIKE NEWBORN LUSI.
 
TRY HAVING YOUR BEST FRIEND TRANSFORM INTO A NIGHTMARE THAT’D MAKE TROLL FREDDY KRUGER LOOK LIKE A FLUFFY PILE OF MEOW BEASTS.
 
TRY FAILING EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING MISERABLY OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
 
HOW’S THAT FOR INJUSTICE, YOU SANCTIMONIOUS SHIT BAG.

“D9N’T EVEN 6ET ME STARTED KID.
 
HEY MAMMA’S 69Y!
 
6EUSS WHAT?
 
Y9U’VE 69T A6S9LUTELY JACK SHIT T9 C9MPLAIN A69UT!
 
I FUCKING DIED CHAINED T9 A METAL P9LE WITH 6URNIN6 H9T IR9NS 6ECAUSE I WANTED PEACE AND EQUALITY F9R ALL TR9LLS!
 
THE L9VE 9F MY LIFE WENT CRAZY AND DIED IN A CAVE 6ECAUSE 9F THE CRUEL MERCY SHE WAS 6RANTED 6Y THE 6LUE6L99D EXECUTI9NER!
 
MY M9THER WAS F9RCED T9 WATCH ME DIE AND 69T S9LD AS A SEX SLAVE 6EF9RE 6EIN6 MURDERED 6Y S9ME D9UCHE6A6 PIRATE!
 
MY 6EST FRIEND WAS USED AS A LIVING 6ATTERY T9 P9WER 9UR 6ITHCH 9F AN EMPRESS’ FLA6SHIP FOR 69D KN9WS H9W MANY YEARS BEF9RE THE VAST 6LU6 TURNED HIS 6RAIN INT9 PUDDIN6!
 
WHAT KIND 9F INJUSTICE C9ULD Y9U HAVE P9SSIBLY WITNESSED T9 WARRANT THE AM9UNT 9F INSUFFERA6LE RANTING THAT Y9U SHIT 9UT 9F Y9UR M9UTH 9N A DAILY 6ASIS?
 
6ECAUSE I D9U6T IT’S ANYWHERE CL9SE T9 THE SAME LEVEL OF H99FBEAST SHIT I’VE 69NE THR9U6H.”

@Takashi
 
I FUCKING KNOW, RIGHT? IT’S LIKE…
 
EVEN IF I WAS A TERRIBLE SHITTY LEADER WHO ALMOST GOT US ALL KILLED, AT LEAST I WASN’T A SMUG, ARROGANT DUNKASS LIKE THAT PIECE OF SCALEMATE FEWMETS.
 
I CAN’T BELIEVE THERE’S A WORSE VERSION OF ME YAPPING ON OVER HERE.

((Goddammit))
 

 
“LIKE I SAID, H9W THE FUCK D9 Y9U EXPECT ME TO 6ELIEVE THAT WHINY PIECE 9F SHIT IS SUPP9SED T9 6E ME?”

@Takashi.0  
I can’t see yer image bro.

@GodheadInspector:
 

 
“Y9U THINK THAT’S BAD? TRY LIVING WITH THE KN9WLED6E THAT HE’S Y9URSELF FR9M AN9THER UNIVERSE.”

^GolemGear
 
JEGUS FUCK, YOU ARE LITERALLY THE WORST ANCESTOR AND OR PARADOX CLONE A GUY COULD ASK FOR, AREN’T YOU?

@FanOfMostEverything
 
“Next time, please tag y6ur Derpib66ru ima9es acc6rdin9ly s6 n6 6ne 9ets tri99ered.  
6h wait, I just realized that saying ‘Derpib66ru’ c6uld als6 be 6ffensive t6ward th6se with s6-called ‘lazy-eyes’ and 6ther such mental disabilities due t6 the use 6f ‘Derp’. Next time, I will be sure t6 ta9 my c6mments apr6priately s6 as t6 av6id tri99erin9 any6ne else here. Which brin9s me t6 my next p6int in my m6n6l69ue, that bein9 ab6ut……”
 
oh gods oh gods make it stop make it STOP!

@Fan:
 
“Kankri Shut The Hell Up And Go+ To+ Bed Already”

“That s6n9 is 6ffensive to ins6mniacs and th6se wh6 lack the f6rtune 6f hives t6 call their 6wn. And I’m n6t sleepy.”