Tonights review: My Little Pony: Too Many Pinkies.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST EPISODE IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
My Little SPOILERS!
Theres this pony, named Pinkie Pie!
And all she wants to do is have fun!
But then she comes to a horrifying realization!
All of her friends are doing something fun today and she cant be there for all of them!
But then she remembers something:
Theres a pond that allows you to replicate yourself!
I replicated myself, once!
Its why the economy sucks.
So she makes another of herself, but then realizes that two just isnt enough!
So she makes more, and more, and more until there are like a bajillion Pinkies!
And then they go rampaging through Ponyville!
It was the Pinkie Pie Apocalypse!
This must be what happens at the end of the world!
Forget super volcanos and solar flares, Pinkie Pie is the face of the apocalypse!
But then the real Pinkie Pie finds out how much trouble theyve caused!
And then she gets so sad!
I dont even know if Im the real Pinkie anymore sigh
sniff She only wanted to have fun with her friends
So Twilight Sparkle has to find a way to fix this situation!
And she finds a spell that will send the fake Pinkies back to the pond they came out of!
Only problem is, they might send off the real one by mistake.
gasp
But its OK, they have the GREATEST SOLUTION IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
They gather all the Pinkies in one place,
And make them watch paint dry!
I watched paint dry, once!
That was the last time I tried to get high with Ritalin!
It was so boring, but I couldnt stop looking at it!
And then all the fake Pinkies get distracted, and Twilight zaps them away!
And finally theyre left with only the real Pinkie!
Hooray!
And so Pinkie learns that having friends often means choosing between them.
But its OK, theyll all give you plenty of chances to hang out with all of them!
Kind of like my strategy for getting CHANGE! Ya Got Change? Ah come on, help a guy out, will ya? Come on, change!
Come on, money cant duplicate itself like Pinkie, ya know!
:D
Oh ya, I beg to differ!
(after doing some work)
BEHOLD, the self replicating quarter!
Oh dang it, I made a Cybertronian spark…
WHY