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I met a spooder today
I met a spooder today
They are wee little things.
Every spider is venomous, that’s how they get their food. :V
Mind, except for a few very specific exceptions, that venom is harmless to humans. It’s aimed at a target about a millionth the size.
And then some rabbits said, “Hold my beer.”
I think that most jumping spiders are harmless.
your current filter.We have wolf spiders in Michigan. They’re cute in my book. Also, I think that you should be able to tell if it’s a mother carrying her children if you have the balls to check.
Jesus
We’ll Florida is already a dentist of madness and terror, so go figure.
Maybe Florida Man will get bit by one and mutate. Then again, I hope not.
Ain’t just Aussies, my friend.
Fuckers made it to Florida, too.
’Straia is the land God gave Satan creation rights too.
I one time encountered a brown recluse, I promptly sacrificed one of the neighbors kids to it. I’m safe, for now…
Be glad it’s not a mother wolf spider.
I’ve had to deal with this lovely experience.
Okay, that’s actually pretty darn cute as far as spiders go.