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I remember:
 
How many times have you gals been late for a high-powered business meeting only to realize you’re not wearing makeup? That’s every woman’s nightmare.  
That’s why I invented this revolutionary makeup gun.  
It’s for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get ready.  
Close your eyes, Marge.  
  • And now you’re ready for a night on the town.  
  • [ Gasps ] Homer, you’ve got it set on ’‘whore.
     
    ‘’ Uh, oop- Okay.  
    This time, try to keep your nostrils closed.  
    Oh, look what you did.  
    Now I have to go get my cold cream gun.  
    Dad, women won’t like being shot in the face.  
    Women will like what I tell ’em to like.