@Background Pony #E3EE  
“Oh, where the hell is…argh, I had a violin somewhere, I was gonna play it all sarcastically…goddammit, it was gonna be awesome. BLAKE! WHERE’S THE BLOODY VIOLIN?!”
 
Little while later
 
“Alright, sweet, sweet, found it. Alright. This is a song for Mordecai’s stupid bird. In E”
 
Horrible screeching violin sounds
 
“Alright, y’know what, screw you, it woulda been HILARIOUS if I’d found it earlier. Shut up!”

@Background Pony #E3EE  
Hey what characters of the show would you use for the role of the Vault/Stable Hunters?

@Background Pony #E3EE  
Hahahaha! Nice.

@chaotic-7
 
“I’m rackin’ my brain trying to think of a name for that diamond human I bought. I was gonna call it “piss-for-brains” in honor of you, but that just feels… immature. Maybe…”Butt Monkey”? Nah, that’s even worse. Tell you what, I’ll give it some more thought.”
 
…
 
“I should probably clarify – the diamond human I’ve been telling you about? It’s not a sculpture, or anything. It’s a living human that actually happens to be made of – actually, I’ll just go get him. Butt Monkey! Say hello.”
 
“AAAAA AaaAAAAA AAAA WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ME YOU FUCKING HORSE CHANGE ME BACK”
 
“Butt Monkey says hello.”

@Background Pony #E3EE  
What’s it’s name?

Hey! *munch* How- ah, these pretzels suck… *munch* So, how’s your day been, buddy? We haven’t really talked much since I left you for dead. Hey, you think you’ll freeze to death out there? Nah, probably not. The bandits’ll get you first.
 
My day? It’s been pretty good. I just bought a human made of diamonds, because I’m rich. So, you know. That’s cool.
 
Kay, bye.

@SkyBirds767  
I just recently picked up the handsome collection for my ps4 and the game still holds up in terms of gameplay.

@chaotic-7  
I certainly am.

Is anyone else phsyched for Borderlands 3?