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kircher

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“Do you have problems with enemy agents sneaking into your lair? Neighborhood kids writing ‘Blofeld sucks’ on the side of your volcano? Hi, Billy Mays back from the dead to tell you about the Spy Splitter! TM It slices! It dices! It turns Britain’s most elite spies into chunks! And cleanup is easy, because everything gets cauterized! Order yours today!”
 
Effectiveness not guaranteed if you blab about your plans before execution, and the spy in question escapes your inept guards. Offer not valid in North Korea or America (unless you write in on a CIA letterhead)
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“So, do you expect me to be scared? Because this is just a Friday night to me.”
kircher

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“So, do you expect me to talk?”  
“I don’t expect anything from you, except to die and be a very cheap funeral. You’re gonna die now!”