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Did somebody say muffin?
He’s an eggplant now, but just wait… soon the shippers will make him snicker a ‘passion fruit’!
Background Pony #166B
Piccollo: He’s not an eggplant, you moron!
 
Abridged Rainbow Dash: I am Rainbow Dash!
 
Abridged Thorax: Yes, they are!
 
Abridged Rainbow Dash: I am Rainbow Dash!
 
Abridged Thorax: No, Empress Twilight would want them taken alive.
 
Goku: “Empress” Twilight? Don’t you mean Princess Twilight?
 
Abridged Rainbow Dash: I am Rainbow Dash?
 
Abridged Thorax: I have no idea. But once they are in the Crystal Empire, the chains and spikes will make them talk…
 
Abridged Thorax and Abridged Rainbow Dash advance menacingly towards Goku and Piccollo, but then Sweetie Bot puts herself between the two pairs
 
Sweetie Bot: GET BACK!
 
Sweetie Bot looks at Goku and Piccolo
 
Sweetie Bot: Come with me if you want to live!
 

 
LATER, AT SWEETIE BOT’S HIDEOUT
 
Goku: You are that robot that the girl with bacon hair told me about!
 
Sweetie Bot: Yes, I am Sweetie Bot, the creation and “daughter” of Professor Candace Horton.
 
Piccolo: So, can you explain me what, exactly, is going on here? I’ve been to Equestria, and it was nothing like this…
 
Sweetie Bot: This isn’t your Equestria. It’s a parallel one, an alternate one. An alternate Equestria for an alternate Earth.
 
Goku: That does makes sense…
 
Sweetie Bot: Your Celestia foresaw Cell destroying Earth, so he sent you, and your friends,and your enemies here. That way, it’s the Earth of thois universe that gets destroyed, rather than the one from yours.
 
Piccolo: Why wouldn she do that?
 
Sweetie Bot: Because this a darker Earth. One where friendship is witchcraft, and polite gets you killed. The Twilight Sparkle of this Equestria murdered the Cadence of this Equestria, married the Shining Armor of this Equestria, and took control of the Crystal Empire. From then, she pretty much took control of all of Equestria. Everypony here is sadistic and cruel. That’s why Professor Horton built me, to try and bring peace and justice to this Equestria. But I failed. I have to live in hiding, in constant fear that any Pony would find me and destroy me.
 
Goku: Is there anything we can do to help?
 
Sweetie Bot: I’m afraid not. Just leave Equestria, and defeat Cell. That’s the best you can do for all of us.
 
Piccolo: You remind me of someone from my home universe, a robot called Baymax.
Background Pony #B727
Ah yes, that thing that villains don’t know the meaning of. Or was it teamwork?
bigladiesman
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Speaking Fancy - For helping with translations

El retorn de Jan
And it looks, @DirtyBit, and it looks…
 
full
 
Escalivada with tomato-spread bread. It’s also good with herrings and sardines.
 
full
 
Coca de recapte with botifarra (our local sausage variation).
 
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Samfaina or pisto (it’s important to add zucchini here).
bigladiesman
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Speaking Fancy - For helping with translations

El retorn de Jan
@Dirty Bit  
OK, now I remember. Wasn’t that the episode when Perfect Cell forms and then sings?
 
About the eggplant, I dunno… Our tradition is to cut long bits of it and put it in a barbecue along with red pepper (and sometimes a bit of onion), using fire from wood or paper, then putting it all in olive oil and serve it with anchovies and/or bacon on a big slice of bread. It’s called “escalivada”. Another option is to put it on a pizza-like dough. Then it’s called “coc[a] de recapte”. If you cut it in smaller bits and add mashed tomatoes, it results in a sauce and filling called “samfaina” or “pisto”.
Dirty Bit
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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That's him, officer
@bigladiesman
 
It’s when Vegeta was insulting Trunks in front of Semi-Perfect Cell
 
“You look like a fruit! Not like a homosexual, I mean a literal walking fruit!”
 
Slight pause
 
“I-”
 
Eggplant!
 
That said, I’ve yet to try it, myself. Isn’t it usually good with garlic as well?