Anon reading introductions the night before: “Cool there’s a setting where she’ll run around the room after going off so you’ll be wake and not hit snooze.”
Alarm pony morning:“BWAP! BWAP! BWAP! CATCH ME ANON CATCH ME! BWAP! BWAP! BWAP!”
Anon:“I have made a terrible mistake.”
Alarm pony 10 minutes after time the alarm went off is still running around:“BWAP! BWAP! BWAP! WOW Your really slow. BWAP! BWAP! BWAP!”
Nice little touch
Anon:“Why did I set Chop Suey as my alarm?”
Alarm pony:“YOU WANTED TO.”
Anon:“Walk into that one.”
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup.
Also, why’d you leave the keys upon the table?
Alarm pony morning:“BWAP! BWAP! BWAP! CATCH ME ANON CATCH ME! BWAP! BWAP! BWAP!”
Anon:“I have made a terrible mistake.”
Alarm pony 10 minutes after time the alarm went off is still running around:“BWAP! BWAP! BWAP! WOW Your really slow. BWAP! BWAP! BWAP!”