I know you like jawin’ with your customers just as much as I do, so I can’t fault you for hangin’ round’ after your shift. But, you DID ask me for a ride home this afternoon, and I’ve been waitin’ in the parking lot for bout’ twenty minutes. It’s gettin’ cold, dark and I’m hungry. So, here’s how it goes. Either you’re out here in ten seconds, or I reckon I’ll be commin’ in to get you.
P. S. - From behind the wheel, and ya’ll know I’ll DO it.
Sincerely, A.J.
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You are correct sir
I would say you’re right on with the car.
Personally (and this is cliche, I know) but I see AJ in a cranky-ass 70s Dodge Ram.
“Why, yes, I would like to see one, please.”
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