Both: Rise, O profits.
Fill up, O wallets.
Climb high, O stocks.
Grant us money, Earthly customers and gate-keepers of allowances. Guide us, makers of underhanded deals!
We are high-class rich-girls and, at the moment, cosplayers! Diamond: I’m Diamond Tiara. Silver: And I’m her darling little friend who may as well be a sister, Silver. Zipper-covered Twist: Fathener! Apple Bloom: Well, fuck me in th’ keyhole…
Fill up, O wallets.
Climb high, O stocks.
Grant us money, Earthly customers and gate-keepers of allowances. Guide us, makers of underhanded deals!
We are high-class rich-girls and, at the moment, cosplayers!
Diamond: I’m Diamond Tiara.
Silver: And I’m her darling little friend who may as well be a sister, Silver.
Zipper-covered Twist: Fathener!
Apple Bloom: Well, fuck me in th’ keyhole…
Also, I like this.
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