Go cast your fancy magic someplace else

@Background Pony #EBCD  
Go fiddling with any apple trees around here, we’re going to have a real problem.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I took an apple to the knee.

@aerion111  
An alternate rendering of Dovahkiin is Dov-Ah-Kiin, or “Dragonkind Hunter Born.”

Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin  
Not a single sardine  
Klondike  
Oh cool  
Let me mark this spot  
That is one fat guard  
This is a stinky sock  
Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin  
Buy me a new car

Cough  
Err… Well, actually puts on the most nerdy of glasses Dovah is the ‘dragon’ part of ‘Dovahkiin’  
Kiin, as in ‘kin’, is the born part.  
You might notice the similarities; These particular words weren’t changed that much, but they were fairly close in Norse too (‘Dreki’=’Dovah’=’Dragon’ - not anywhere near identical, but similar)  
It’s just a case of the English having some words that originated in Norse, for obvious reasons.  
I can’t find any suitable dragon words - there haven’t even, as far as I can see, been any nerds inventing words for fruit, much less apples.  
And the Norse never had a word for it; We didn’t get apples until we moved on to a new language, the word ‘Epli’ is for any fruit or nut (apparently)
 
My best guess is either ‘Eplikiin’ or ‘Idunkiin’ - though the latter is based on Idun, the goddess whose ‘apples’ (again, they didn’t have apples at the time) gave the gods their immortality.  
‘Eplikiin’ would be more a way to imply he grew on a tree as if he was a dryad or such, while ‘Idunkiin’ would be more ‘Descendant of Idun’ - mind you, a Descendant of Idun would be a very good thing to have on an apple orchard, since that was kind of her ‘thing’
 
‘Mackiin’ might be what the author of this picture would prefer though.

He’s not the true dragonborn! HE IS!!!
 

Everyone thinks the helmet is a Skyrim reference but I see The Death Dealer.
 

FUS! NOPE!! DAH!!

@Background Pony Number 17  
But can he use his sword good? You can have a powerful sword but yet not know how to use it.

@Kraggera  
Mares dig his big sword.

Wow, Big Mac has a huge sword he plays with? COMPENSATION!?

You know what’s wrong with Spiketopia these days? Everyone is obsessed with death.

But a day~ shall arise ~ when the great squizard lies!

FUS ROH DAH!!!!

Only the dead will know peace

“nope”  
>entire town blows up

FUS RO yep