looks at book again after it left Dashies mouth, noticing that some of the words did indeed change, but it’s hard to tell if the context of what’s written actually changed or not *
From mulp:
“Some ponies say I’m not good at hair, but that is because the wind goes very fast. But they are wrong, my hair is pretty. Once this one time i met a dragon! I made that dragon go back to where it came from!”
“Sometimes when ponies get into arguments they post the script to the Bee Movie. I think Seinfeld gets a bad reputation because of that movie, but he’s still funny.
Once I broke the time barrier! There was an explosion!”
…i think..i change the words with my mouth.
Good, now you won’t be infected by it’s idiocy
:barfs up book:
That wasn’t knowledge
:grabs book and eats it:… hungry for knowledge.
“Bad habits? but these aren’t even words!”
Edited
“I’m self-taught, so I might have picked up a few bad habits.”
Edited
“Some ponies say I’m not good at hair, but that is because the wind goes very fast. But they are wrong, my hair is pretty. Once this one time i met a dragon! I made that dragon go back to where it came from!”
“Sometimes when ponies get into arguments they post the script to the Bee Movie. I think Seinfeld gets a bad reputation because of that movie, but he’s still funny.
Once I broke the time barrier! There was an explosion!”
Edited
Best fic ever