“No,” responding to her questions, “I’m not dangerous. I guess I’m in shock… can’t wrap my head around, but I’ll see what I can remember. First off, thank you for taking care of me. I can understand why you would be cautious… and for that spear. Doesn’t make me feel any better though. My name is Anonymous… Anon for short.” Taking a moment to think, it’s probably useless to say what city, state, or country you’re from… “I’m from Earth. Seems like this is a different planet, but us Earthfolk are peaceful… friendly even. Very friendly… please don’t stab me.”
 
At this point her eyes light up. “Ooh, an alien! I knew there had to be something out there! I had my theories, but never would I think of seeing something so amazing! But why do you call your planet the same as dirt? We have something like ‘Earthfolk’ called Earth Ponies! Do you have another name for your planet? Oh, are there other sentient species there? This is so exciting! I can’t wait to write this down, it’s going to change so much! Please, tell me more!” She even does a little hop closer toward your head, maybe so she can hear you better.
 
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“So… Twilight Sparkle… what do you want with me?” Her eyes are huge… why is she so purple? The thought of assuming it’s a female crosses your mind, but seems feminine. She waits for a second, wanting to hear more. Your sore ribs don’t make talking easy.
 
Eventually, the idea that you aren’t going to spew out every Wikipedia entry you can think of latches to her mind. “Well, I want to study you! Just imagine, an alien! What if this opens up a whole other planet worth of knowledge… and me, the first pony to do so… I’d go down in the books forever! Maybe even more important than Starswirl the Bearded…”
 
Looks like you’re going to have to be more specific. “…what am I going to do? Can you take me back?”
 
Twilight looks around the room, deep in thought. “I don’t know where your planet is, but maybe the Princess does. I’ll ask her after I tell her my findings. Oh oh oh! She’ll be so proud!” She then starts to daydream… you cough to catch her attention again. “Sorry, if you promise to behave, we’ll take care of you… and let me study you more, of course.”
 
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