“Dear Crapmyeditorsays,
 
Ill have you know that I spent a great many bits on that slogan, and Im going to milk it for all its worth.
 
One would assume that those who wish to be alone would not seek my advice on relationships. And that is perfectly okay. Some ponies have no room in their lives for romantic entanglement.
 
Besides, forever alone is Princess Celestias shtick. Oooh, Im so old Ooooh, I cant get involved (at least publicly) with my subjects Oooooh, Ill outlive anypony I fall in love with and it will be too hard to watch them die as I live on for all eternity. Shes no fun at parties, let me tell you.
 
On the other hoof Not all relationships need to last. Sometimes you just want to feel special for a night. And thats okay too. Every now and then it really is all about you. Embrace it! One night stands might turn out to be your gateway drug, and then the next thing you know, BAM! Youre hooked on some stallion that wants to marry you. It worked for me!”