“If I had a tail, I’d want to pull it between my legs while I sit on the computer and rub myself against it’s soft plush form. Of course I’d want more of a fox tail than a pony tail because then I could have that desirable feeling of having my tail rubbed against. Eventually when my tail isn’t so sensitive to touch I could then practice tail fucking myself, effectively shipping my tail with my body and becoming one with my inner furry self I’ve never properly met. I can only imagine this is what theorangefox does with his tail when he’s bored and alone or browsing through all my lewd on the boards. Later only to be bombarded with thoughts of chasing my tail around all day while it plays hard to get until I finally make the lunge to tackle and claim it once more.”

…is what this QR code translates to.