Lyric and thoughts of overeating (Sung to Primus’ “Too Many Puppies”)
 
Too many apples can be eaten at one time  
Too many apples and you’ve passed the prime, Then there’s a sight of vomit that must be spilled so that we may maintain our bodily health  
Too many apples, too many apples
 
Too many apples can be swallowed - Overdose!  
Too many apples can be eaten, Yet some boast  
Of the overeating thought that any would prosper upon stuffing a face with more than is needed  
Too many apples, too many apples, too many ap-ap-ap-apples, too many apples
 
Why eat for a withdrawal?  
Wanna feel a monkey claw?  
Flawed?
 
So many peoples with overeating in their hearts  
Too many peoples in local lands are thinking up ways of pleasure eating foods and might put themselves in mean moods  
So many people are just like me  
So many people are afraid to see the visions of the past brought to life again
 
So many apples, So many upset stomachs
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-p2NhvXmdg

@Applejack  

Guess I’m not getting that search warrant… I’m out.  

When she eats the apple, it’s green.

Ah ain’t a robot!

*was a kind of

Since I’m in the Lunar Guard’s Monster Control Squad, Molestia just needs to sign the search warrant so I can check Applejack.

@Zombie_Trotsky  
Your wrong there, before I was a scientist I was a king of thief, I also have rider gears(the ‘drivers’ of Kamen Riders) so I can fight, and I have weapons and a army of Pinkie clones at my command.  
So who can’t do what?

Applejack.
 
It’s OK. I won’t think less of you.
 
But I’m going to need some time away from here…

Dagnabbit Molestia! Don’t remind me!

Nightjack, you’re a scrawny ass scientist, you ain’t gonna do shit.

@Applejack  
Is this guy giving you trouble AJ?  
Just say to word and I’ll take care of him.  
(pulls out Brith driver)

OH GOD!
 
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE, ANYMORE!

@Zombie
 
Pssst. Applejack’s mane is really red. She just dyes it.

How do you know I won’t buck you over them there hills if you try to “check” me?

How do I know you’re natural, and not a robot?

Well I am natural ain’t I?

Your braided hair…?

Yes.

Even your hat?

@Gundlach:
 
Of course! Everything here on the farm is all natural. :3

@Applejack  
All natural? X3

“Penis goes where?”

@Princess♥Luna  
Actually, more suger just means more caramel, that what it is.

 
so__on..