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Background Pony #F6C9
no, you only want to stab me 37 times into the chest and then cut off my hands, cooking and eat them!
Background Pony #393D
I’m just gonna copy-paste her bio from the TFH Indiegogo page:
 
Her name is Paprika and she has a lot of love to give. A LOT. If only she could find somebody to give it to. Somebody. Anybody. She’s not picky. All you need to do is have a heartbeat and she will devote her heart, her life, her very SOUL to your mere existence. And should she have her heart set on you, whatever you do, don’t run. It seems that her neediness and desperation infuses her with some kind of super strength that makes her extremely dangerous! Her hugs are crushing, her declarations of adoration will burst your eardrums. She will leap passionately into your arms – and knock you through a brick wall. Once she decides you are the love of her life, there is no escape. You are doomed. Whenever Paprika the Alpaca is in the mix, love can KILL.
 
So, if you see the above picture, try to position yourself in a way that reduces the amount of bones broken.