@Deeznuts2  
PINKIE PIE IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Every time I see Pinkie with her mane like that I’m reminded of someone I know who not only has similar hair, but I also knew who acted like Pinkie long before the show ever was made (2006). She worked in a local Goodwill and…
 
>I saw her using a skateboard to go up to the front of the store once  
>She joked “Give me a ride in the shopping cart” to my dad  
>I also heard of a tale where she shot a screaming monkey toy past her boss while her boss was eating lunch.
 
And yet she wasn’t fired for any of it. Not that I know of at least.

Head shot! Fatality!

@Background Pony #CD0D  
Same, though for me it’s the skyrim sneaking animation.

She learned from the best.
 

@AaronMk  
Pinkie is a ninja and a crossbowpony…  
That is a combination of an assassin!  

I now await the animation that has Boromir getting arrowed in the chest before switching to Pinkie in the trees with a crossbow.

@Animegx43  
She can go sniping.
 
Medieval 2 assassinating the Pope

They’re canon, and Pinkie owns one.

@Background Pony #BFF2  
I guess she did manage to get to Yakyakistan at some point.

@SeraphimDawn  
Yak horns.

This is arbalest and offensive.

Those look like they were made from horns of some creature.

That was incredibly dangerous, Pinkie.

Crossbows were the weapon of conscripts.

Daryl Dixon: That’s my pony!

@LordDusk2014  
I know, but crossbows feel more fitting in than firearms.

It’s less about the crossbow and more about the  
 
GRAPPLING HOOK!!!

Pinkie Pie assassinated JFK

@PonyPon  
The trigger can be as big as it needs to be. The winch mechanism may have a few difficulties, but it’s probably still easier than trying to aim while pulling a bowstring with your teeth.

@JP  
Guns were around in medieval times, y’know…

So ponies do have weapons other than pies I wonder how they shoot it.

Crossbows fit in their technology level better than firearms.