Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Did you call?

@Meanlucario  
@LightningBolt
 
I’m sure the name made perfect sense to whoever created that term, but its unfortunate that it sounds like “assburgers”.
 
I didn’t mean to, but I smiled while thinking about it.

@Background Pony #133F  
It was named after a doctor Hans Asperger.

@Darth Prime  
Oh! That actually makes a lot of sense then!

@Background Pony #133F  
middle name “on”.

There are two kinds of people in this world: Predators and prey. I am the former, not the latter.

@Nightweaver20xx  
You do realise zootopia was just a movie, right

@Nightweaver20xx  

I’m browsing the parts of Youtube where I can’t read anything, and I found at least 4 “virtual youtubers”. Which I’m guessing is someone with motion tracking hardware and extensive knowledge of Miku Miku Dance models.
 
I’m really enjoying watching these cute anime girls playing videogames. Just like with real e-celebs though, I’m sure there is room for only one or two at the top.

@PaskaNaakka  
I-it was?? D:

@PaskaNaakka  
You see, in nature, one animal invariably eats another to survive.  

@Nightweaver20xx  
I think I read somewhere that cows like to be killed.

@Darth Prime  
Yeah, and don’t kid yourself, if a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about.

@Nightweaver20xx  

 

thanks, technology, for these pranks:
 
step 1. make an account on bad-dragon. use the e-mail address of your target. sign up for their newsletters.  
step 2. make nine more e-mail accounts on gmail. give them all wildly varying names.  
step 3. set these all to automatically forward to your target’s inbox.  
step 4. sign each of these accounts up for bad-dragon and sign up for their newsletter.  
step 5. kick back and lol.
 
step 1. replace all the windows sounds with pornography moans on your target’s computer.  
step 2. turn up the volume.
 
step 1. press printscreen.  
step 2. paste into a paint program and save as an image file.  
step 3. set this as their desktop background on target’s computer.  
step 4. hide all icons.
 
step 1. get or make a fake blue screen of death image. google is your friend.  
step 2. set as the desktop background of target’s computer.  
step 3. hide taskbar and all icons. set mouse cursor to hide when immobile and disconnect mouse.
 
step 1. create a shortcut using this on the target’s computer:  

step 2. name it “porn” or something they’ll want to click on and set the icon to the generic file folder image.
 
step 1. plug the receiver for a wireless keyboard into the target’s computer.  
step 2. lie in wait with the keyboard. wait for them to be typing and pause momentarily.  
step 3. type “kill yourself”, “hail satan”, “fluttershy is worst pony”, or even random single letters.
 
step 1. set every mouse cursor icon to the loading symbol

One of my coworkers left work 4 hours early because she said she was tired.

@Holofan4life  
Unless she was passing out every couple minutes, she couldn’t have been that tired.

The back of Jackarunda's head
 
👋_SMACK!_💣👀  
ahoooOO!
 
Fuck!  
That’s the mother of fuck.
 
One deviled egg.  
The SAME deviled egg.
 
 
From 2nd, to 4th, to 6th.  
Hahahh! Supa chaja ween!

I was watching the local news and they said something stupid. The local weatherman said “We’re about to see the coldest air in 12 months”.

@Holofan4life  
Yeah, apparently things have been cold this year.
 
Husky lad that I am, i barely feel it, but I’ve been told it might just snow if the rain keeps up.
 
I hope it snows.
 
I’ve never seen snow.

@PonyPon  
But still, the sentence “We’re about to see the coldest air in 12 months” sounds dumb.

10 years ago, if I had quit playing games/browsing the internet as much and maintained at least minimum wage jobs, I wonder how different my life would have been by now.
 
Would I have more or less friends? Would I still be able to enjoy things, or would I still be the same contrarian grump?

@Background Pony #133F  
You’d be a sour old grump with a broken back >=(

@DanielTepesKraus  
You’re a sick, sick man Daniel.