Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Hey, Where is Avalor? Is it behind Sesame Street?

The SW sequel trilogy is going to end up underwheming, with JJ. “pet production line director” Abrams directing it. Oh, I hope they don’t screw up Yoda.

I can’t remember the last time I heard myself, or anyone else laugh sincerely. Horrible snorting laughter might be a good example, nobody tries to snort while laughing.

Here we go! Ale Ale Ale!  
Go! Go! Go! Ale Ale ale!  
Tonight’s the night, we’re gonna celebrate!  
The cup of life! Ale Ale Ale!

an octorock on link;s head is worth 2 in the pasta field o -o

Pumps in a bump, pumps in a bump  
We like the girls with the pumps in a bump!  
Pumps in a bump, pumps in a bump  
Give me the girls with the pumps in a bump!

That moment when “papa” in Spanish means both Pope, father, and potato.

@TheHappySpaceman  
And the only difference between the former two and latter is gender… Then again, the Nierna words for “earth pony” and “owned land” and the verb form of “land” (as in, “land this plane!”, I don’t know the exact term) are all “rula”…
 
@Maximum Edge Reborn  
She just wants to die?

@Maximum Edge Reborn  
How I feel when playing the Bloodbonre Dungeons.

@Maximum Edge Reborn  
How I feel when people say this Shit

@Wiimeiser  
My absolute favorite Spanish phrases are the ones that sound like they mean one thing, but actually mean something completely different.
 
The obvious example for this is embarazada meaning “pregnant” instead of “embarrassed,” but the best one has to be the phrase, “Don’t annoy my witnesses.” Innocent enough sentence, right?
 
But it translates to ”¡No moleste a mis testigos!”

@TheHappySpaceman  
And they say english is weird.

@TheHappySpaceman  
Molest used to mean “disturb”, it’s kinda like “gay” in that the antiquated meaning was much more innocuous than the current meaning.

Everybody switch shoes.

Big hot dog? That’s just a bunch of bologna.

@LynksDisease  
While this didn’t make me laugh, this did make me smile. What a random meme.

I normally buy Chambles chunky. But yesterday I bought Progresso. I’m not sure If I’m switching brands but Pregresso has the better Tomato Bazel at least.

Its a topic that nobody cares about other than me, I’m really impressed at how some Japanese livestreamers can blow out my headset with their voice, when the volume is only at 5 and I’m not even wearing my headset. They’re still maintaining character while doing so.
 
I don’t know the language but when they get that loud, its usually either from excitement, or fury. I also wouldn’t be watching these if I didn’t enjoy them.

Mangos are good for today.

Whoo Stevonnie Swore.

@Shepherd  
Eww, shoes.

@ILoveMyoozik  
I;d rather go bare feet my whole life but nooo society doesn’t like that…

I want hot coca.