Steven Universe

@OptimusPrimevil  
It means we’ve finally cracked the mystery of why Garnet is the Roman Reigns of Steven Universe.

@TheAbridgenator  
are they fusing outside of work?
 
is this their exhibition porn?!!  

@OptimusPrimevil  
It means that Ruby and Sapphire appeal to their personal tastes of big, sweaty fusions.

@TheAbridgenator  
thicc thighs

so how does valentine day work for someone like garnet?

@Background Pony #747F  
She’d buy a gift for herself.

@OptimusPrimevil  
It’s mostly a gut feeling and how the show is going to be an amateur and budgeted production, which usually results in a very stiff and formulaic end result. The success of Candy Galaxy Force all depends how much they’re willing to break the mold and how much it is willing to take risks.
 
I’d like nothing more than to be wrong.
 
@Background Pony #747F  
I don’t think gems celebrate any holiday or earth traditions except for Steven’s sake.
 
It would basically be Garnet passing a valentine’s card from one hand into another in front of Steven and feeling confused.

@Turkeynomster  
it is a mexican production so some standards don’t really apply.
 
which begs the question, should non-american and japanese animation productions get some leeway in the criticism or not?

 
MUST! JOIN! THE! CRYSTAL! GEMS!!
 

 

@Prof.NightJack  
the third one is what they did on the way to homeworld jk

I need new episodes!

@Prof.NightJack
 
We definitely need Topaz (both of them) on the Crystal Gems…
 
@SquiggyBomb
 
The wait is long and the struggle is real

@Dirty Bit  
They seem like such sweethearts, they belong on Earth.

Saw the promo.  
BD you a scary hoe.

@SquiggyBomb  
Blue Diamond is the new patron saint of scarousal. Someone needs to draw her as a dominatrix.
 
@Dirty Bit  
We could do that…or we could shatter one Topaz and bring on the other to seek bloody retribution.  
Remember tHe Royal Guard fight in Undertale? >:D

@TheAbridgenator  
I could take her.

@SquiggyBomb  
something out of a anime from the 2000’s

 
Pearl sweetie, big ones like that are overrated.

@Prof.NightJack  
Bulllllshit. <3

@Prof.NightJack  
yellow and blue fuses with her and gives her boobs!

@TheAbridgenator
 
No! None of that! Shame on you!
 
@Prof.NightJack
 
They really are. Besides, I’m more of an ass man, anyways.

@Dirty Bit  
As some wise men once said “fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round”. :P

@Dirty Bit  
Topaz tries to show off her new Fusion with Garnet
 
Aquamarine: Congratulations! IT’S A CORPSE!!!
 
 
@Prof.NightJack  
thumps chest If Freddie were alive today you KNOW he’d have a cameo in SU.

@TheAbridgenator
 
I still hate how they made a hologram of him at one point. I’d say it’s disrespecting the dead.
 
Also, I can definitely see Aquamarine as Chilled.
 
“What year is it?”
 
“2222!”
 
“B.C. or A.D.?”
 
“The hell are those?”
 
“…I’m in the fyaying past.”