[nsfw] The Pokemon thread

Background Pony #F55B
Hey Grovyle, do you want to know what I got?
What did you get Dusknoir?
I got this woman, Grovyle. She’s pretty fine if I say so myself.
NO DUSKNOIR, PLEASE, SHE’S A HUMAN!!!
There aren’t any laws against humans, Grovyle, not in this wasteland.
NO DON’T! I BEG YOU!!!
I’M GOING TO DO IT GROVYLE AND YOU HAVE TO WATCH!!!
Background Pony #F55B
Gengar: I will never forgive myself for the unspeakable thing I made Gardevoir do with me!
Hero: Holy Tauros! I knew you were evil but to actually do those lewd thing to your own Gardevoir?! We all have those fantasies in bed. I should know. But to actually do them? For shame.
Gengar: …I was talking about making Gardevoir help me in selling my drugs to other middle schoolers.
Hero: Oh. Of course. Heh.
Gengar: And you actually fantasized about pokemon that way?
Hero: Uh look at the time bye!
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