[nsfw] The Pokemon thread

@Meanlucario
I guess it makes sense. Both Absol and Xerneas are quadrupeds.

SSSonic2 does it again

@Dirty Bit
Nice :o

Pikachu by Bage21

@Sparx
Is that the Team Rocket chick from Mewtwo Returns?
She has a cute design.
I think there’s two more Rocket henchwomen that appeared in that Latia Latios movie. They were caught and jailed at the end.

Source

Some more Vavacung comics in case you were wondering what happened after to our dear (no pun intended)/Xerneas.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Oh, I thought Xerneas was captured already.

Since Palworld stuff has already been posted on this thread…

Today’s a good day to die.

Dat ass on the first slew of images.

The last two images were funny

If I became a Vaporeon and I told a random female pokemon how “compatible I would be with them in bed” would I finally be able to get laid?

@Background Pony #F55B
Isn’t the point of that copypasta the compatibility with humans?

@WaynePonePone
No, the point was to annoy people and fans of vaporeon.

@Background Pony #F55B
More likely you will be in a display for being a talking animal.

@WaynePonePone
Most normal women would be creeped by a talking pervy Vaporeon and have her pokemon eliminate me.

@Meanlucario
Eh true besides they might act like Meowzie and actually think me talking is weird and creepy.

@Background Pony #F55B
Most men would also be freaked out by a talking Vaporeon wanting to have sex with them.

@Meanlucario
Fair. I guess considering this thread, being compatible with humans is a thing for all Pokemon.

@WaynePonePone
In porn and fantasy, humans are dittos.

Lopunny

Back with our innocent lord of death (skipping a few chwpters to get to the juicy stuff) to meet the big mac daddy of Pokemon for some special advice.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Arceus later talking to Xerneas:
“Why the hell did you tell him about rape and sex?!”
“Blame the human!!”

But what if I did?🤔

@Background Pony #F55B
Plenty of juicy holes to choose from.

Cogita

Scolipede