Page 309, in which the search continues

Consider the search ended

Literally nobody realizes “For the Win” was a phrase from Hollywood Squares.

“To be remembered as slaves who rebelled against their masters and lost? Or the monsters that killed the world?! WHAT CHOICE DO I REALLY HAVE AS THE ONE FINAL BREATH OF THE WATER DRAGONS?!”

Artist: MightyDubz

Won’t deny it. This is my first time realizing it, actually. Thought it was a meme from the early aughts.

That quote goes hard

The current theory on what’s wrong with me is that it’s colon-base and it’s trapped gas giving me issue.

one of these days I plan on going to hell before I die.

What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Santa Claus?

it’s amazing how much creativity you can squeeze out of a gryphon by mixing and matching unconventional parts.

Is there a difference between boa and python?

I heard one is more tame and the other morr agressive. One of these seem popular as pets I heard.

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Too true

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
I think pythons are the tame ones, due to Carpet Python and Children’s Python…

Page 310, in which the adults find two frostbitten children

Nora’s right, you know: Bats can’t swim

@Dirty Bit
The first thing to do when you’re trying to save someone in water is never jump in the water yourself, even if you could swim.

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Backgrounds influence perspective massively. Father Ted tried explaining it.

@harasha456
Why, is not only a question but a town in Arizona.

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Perspective is such a fascinating thing

@Dirty Bit
I know what’ll cheer you up, Belfry. A nice, quick playthrough of Freedom Planet 2, now available on PS4, PS5, Xbo-

Funny how you reply to the strip the moment I was gonna do this XD

Page 311, in which the badass otter saves the day

A reminder that otters are cute. Especially Japanese river otters.

@Dirty Bit
Why are they clothed if there’s nothing to show?

@Dirty Bit
I think Hooman is still alive.

@Meanlucario
It’s cold out there.