Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Still mourning my dead ships…

If only I can see my imagination literally…

Sorry for venting and asking a dumb question. But I can’t help but feel like fanfics can’t fix everything, let alone make a ship canon.

I just wanna see my ships literally, not with my goddamn imagination.

Maybe this is how creators feel.

If y’all don’t want to speak, fine.

Fanfics are real after all and I rather be delusional than finding a way to see my ships on television.

Excuse me is that your nose or did a bus park in your face?

It like he went full Scottish all of a sudden.

I want pizza.

Two guys came up to me and said “We’d like to call you cringe”
They stood there and tormented me, all for the show I binge
They instantly regretted all the things they said to me
because we’re in a Dhar Mann sketch, so surely you can see…

WHY DID THEY CENSORED A JOHN?!

@phoenixacezero
No, I’m just making a joke. I do have an account on Derpi’s sister site, though I prefer scales over fur.

@4Town Fan
At least they are demanding both sexes to be gay, I guess. Equality?

@NitroFury
Because John is a dick.

@Meanlucario
Ah.
I’m more of a fan of fur and feathers ladies myself.

@NitroFury
Goddamn it Sakurai.

@DerpyFast
But then you flee
when you realize it was a YTP.

TIL that not all competitive Smash players hate casual players.

Anyone else ever watched Monkey Wrench?

@Dirty Bit
Not me.

The people who earnestly calls themselves and other betas, alphas, omegas, gammas, and any other form of those words spends way too much time blowing themselves to make themselves feel better about their own lack of achievements and relationships.

Did you hear about the store that had a sale on rowboats? It was an oar deal!

@4Town Fan
So it’s not an oarsome deal?

Jesus, there was a low-flying plane near my apartment!

@4Town Fan
We had that happen a week or-so back, and it turned out they were military planes doing training exercises.

@Meanlucario
or are name that by their parents.

To bad you don’t know the answer.

Damn