Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post
Meanlucario 
Time to get spooky
Kobold archer doesn’t have enough money to stay the night in the local inn. She tells the rest of the party. “It’s fine”. She sets up her tent somewhere out of the way but where the party can hear her if she needs them to. Then they wake up the next morning to shouting. Follow the noise to a kobold using the bar of soap she’d bought to wash herself in the town fountain that was nearby, laughing at those who didn’t like it..Might have also been taking some of the gold and silver pieces that had been thrown into it….Paladin walks out of inn to see what the commotion is. Gets waved to by the kobold covered in soap suds. Silence as he stares for a few seconds. Then just turns around and walks right back into the inn saying. “Nope…nope, way to early for this…”
𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫 
The bright glow from the long already exploded star Betelgeuse will become visible from Earth by late 2020s (possibly 2027) and it’s light will last for 7 months.
My latest vision of the future.
My latest vision of the future.
MagpulPony 
Fuck Russia
@Count Adramélekh Sear
What was your vision about a plague from China again? Because Coronavirus is way worse than China is telling people.
What was your vision about a plague from China again? Because Coronavirus is way worse than China is telling people.
Meanlucario
Time to get spooky
Anything thing with a talking cat in it is rated too low. Cats are sadistic fuckers who play with their still-breathing food for fun, and kills just for fun as well.
𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
@MagpulPony
It was half close. I said it will be the new Bubonic Plague strain and will infect and kill millions worldwide.
Things I got it right is it will start in China and will spread faster than a wildfire.
It was half close. I said it will be the new Bubonic Plague strain and will infect and kill millions worldwide.
Things I got it right is it will start in China and will spread faster than a wildfire.
MagpulPony
Fuck Russia
@Count Adramélekh Sear
Well it may not be the plague, but China is lying about how deadly and how fast Corona spreads. People are leaking video from the hospitals there showing bodies literally being left in hallways inches away from patients waiting to be treated.
Well it may not be the plague, but China is lying about how deadly and how fast Corona spreads. People are leaking video from the hospitals there showing bodies literally being left in hallways inches away from patients waiting to be treated.
𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
@MagpulPony
Seems like some people’s demands are getting what they want. Zombie apocalypse over WW3.
Seems like some people’s demands are getting what they want. Zombie apocalypse over WW3.
MagpulPony
Fuck Russia
@Count Adramélekh Sear
Well the latest case of Coronavirus in the USA is about 30 miles from my house, so let’s maybe hold off on the zombie apocalypse for a sec, I need to brush up on the rules of Zombiland first.
Well the latest case of Coronavirus in the USA is about 30 miles from my house, so let’s maybe hold off on the zombie apocalypse for a sec, I need to brush up on the rules of Zombiland first.
MagpulPony
Fuck Russia
@Meanlucario
It’s a deadly respiratory virus rapidly spreading in China and confirmed in 10 other countries so far.
It’s a deadly respiratory virus rapidly spreading in China and confirmed in 10 other countries so far.
Meanlucario
Time to get spooky
@MagpulPony
So it stops you from breathing? That sounds like a terrible way to go.
So it stops you from breathing? That sounds like a terrible way to go.
Meanlucario
Time to get spooky
@MagpulPony
I rather not know the “other things.” I hope people find a cure/prevention soon.
I rather not know the “other things.” I hope people find a cure/prevention soon.
MagpulPony
Fuck Russia
@Meanlucario
The USAs Moderna is working on it in partnership with BARDA and DARPA.
The USAs Moderna is working on it in partnership with BARDA and DARPA.
Jarkes 
GOKAAAAI... SILVER!
…Who was that guy that used to shitpost about Disney and Marvel in this thread and the Nerd Thread? I know they had an account here but would usually do their shitposting as a BP. I can’t remember who it was though…
Hollowfox, Always The Worst Person 
Est. 2012
@That1GuyGAMER18
I never post on the Nerd Thread.Jarkes said Nerd Thread. NERD. THREAD. whoops didn’t read the rest.
I used to use BP, but people recognize me and my writing to the point where I get fucked if it’s an “oVeRrEaCtIon” so I stopped using the anon button.
I never post on the Nerd Thread.
I used to use BP, but people recognize me and my writing to the point where I get fucked if it’s an “oVeRrEaCtIon” so I stopped using the anon button.
Scrabbleman 
[screams in German]
@Hollowfox Jaeger
Haha! Yeah, that’s true. You have a very distinct form of response.
Haha! Yeah, that’s true. You have a very distinct form of response.
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