Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@TheHappySpaceman
enough to fill the barren wasteland of their brain.

I don’t know why uncured bacon and salami is sold. Curing adds flavor and helps preserve the meat.

STUPID

She sure does love bugs.

@kleptomage
Have you tasted it?

@Lord WyrmSpawN
Yes. I don’t like it.

“Your DJ is disrespecting my artist.”

“Duane Allman is an artist. This kid fell out of Donny Osmond’s pussy.”

@Dex Stewart
What could go wrong?

Men’s rights activists think that the world is biased towards women, or that it’s “a woman’s world”.

These people really DO live in a different universe. I have to wonder what color the sky is on their planet.

I had Gwyn use my face as a landing platform this morning. It wasn’t fun.

@Dex Stewart
Well this is unwise.

Haven’t you beaten Dark Souls multiple times?

@Background Pony #D3AA
I’m talking about my cat.

@Dex Stewart
(immediately drives there)

If only this world didn’t require understanding snark to get ahead in life.

Oof.

If only…

@Dirty Bit
I constantly answer rhetorical questions only to get scolded and I feel stupid.

@Dirty Bit
At least her claws weren’t out, thank God.

I know that feel sometimes

That’s what I was worried about.

@Dirty Bit
She isn’t light, though at least there isn’t any claw marks.

@TheHappySpaceman
I can’t stop staring at her legs and feet. What’s wrong with me?

@Myoozik
You had something awaken in you.