Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Don’t pollute.

@Dirty Bit
If I wasn’t asexual, I’d probably be Bi myself.

That reply can double as a clever pun, but I getcha

@Penguin Dragneel
♪All Bi myseeeelf…♫

Have you guys donated blood yet? There’s a huge shortage, and I’m not ready to donate again until early March.

@Dirty Bit
@Mellow Rhythm

Wait… Did I really just make a pun? On accident?

@Penguin Dragneel
You have a talent many would kill for.

This

About to tick someone off with one pic

I remember arguing with someone about the Monkey’s Paw story. Basically, they were claiming that the son wasn’t an undead or possessed because we never saw him. Problem was, the story made it clear that the paw twisted the wish, so the odds of it just being their son, returned to normal was a decimal at best. I think all they saw was a wish being granted and not the pattern of events involving it.

@Penguin Dragneel
Happens to the best(?) of us

@phoenixacezero
Watermelons are COOL

@Mellow Rhythm
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
Well that didn’t work. must been a different fruit/

Every day, I watch 3 episodes (minimum) of “The Simpsons”, “My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic” and “Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir” and a movie on Disney+.

@Background Pony #BE60
Don’t hurt yourself.

I don’t normally share my writing with others until it’s finished, but I wanted to share this sentence I came up with. This might be the best sentence I’ve ever written.

“Detecting that she had royally screwed up, Kinomoto grimaced in horror as Kazumi sat there, a sense of impending doom waiting for her like the gargoyle statues that slumbering bides.”

Once when I was 7 years old I sat on a banana… and of course that changed my life!

Genius

@The★Rickmeister
Dude this sounds cool

Tumblr’s now asking questions I didn’t even know I had.