Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Why do i find the expression “mouth flapping” to be so funny?  
“The aristocrats started flapping their mouths frantically at the climax of the argument.”

Anyone know why ten Cinema Snob episodes were released last night?

@Meanlucario  
Nevermind.

A murder victim zombie walks into the police department, the fourth time this week it’s happened. We really need to catch this freak.

Through the teeth and past the ol’ gums, look out tummy here it comes!

What does “The curious bank” mean?

@Holofan4life  
Curious in the slightly archaic sense of arousing curiosity. The bank is unusual, basically. It’s not a good tagline.

@kleptomage
 
It’s not. It’s like if Ikea came up with a tagline that said “Intelligent furniture”.

Selfie emote:  

Anybody remember Ever After High?
 
I realize the chance of this is like -1% at most but. I think it would be cool if the daughter of the emperor’s new clothes was a nudist.

@Holofan4life  
“Curiously” works for Altoids because they package their mints in what looks like an old snuff tin. The text fits the flavor of the packaging.
 
I’m not a fan of Ikea. Their furniture is mainly junk and I don’t like the cold sterility of modern Scandinavian style. However it is smart from a business standpoint how they make their customers do the work of transport and assembly.

@Shepherd
 
Heh, I remember Ever After High. There were some great OCs from people involving tales from their own cultures, rather than just sticking to the Brothers Grimm and other stories around Europe.

I have to work on memorial day.

@YetAnotherBrony  
I would love to se Arabian nights

@Holofan4life  
Employers who do that should be charged with a crime against AMERICA.

Urgh god I ate too much…

@Corrderio  
And I have a headache

@Corrderio  
@EotD  
I was sick and spent most of today in bed.

@Corrderio
 
@EotD
 
@Meanlucario
 
I’m wet

@Holofan4life  
Lewd.

Do not fuck a flower.

@AppleJackFrost  

@AppleJackFrost  

@AppleJackFrost
 
Says the guy who’s obsessed with Lilligant.

I love her keep her safe.