Splatoon thread

@RIG  
Nope. I mean, from the size and tone, sure. But the texture says nope. Female hands are far smoother.

Inkling girls wear shorts bras.

 
“What makes you think I played Splatoon before?”

@Miss Shy  
Literally everyone on your team is better than the enemy.
 
That’s some unfair bullshit.

@HJSDGCE  
Umm… if that’s real then dude, spoilers…

I think I’m better at Splatoon 2 than the original I win sometimes.

@HJSDGCE  

 
No, it wasn’t a farce, the normies of splatoon THINK that it was just a crazy concert.

@Miss Shy  
2121 15 kills 3 deaths.

It’s here!
 
Hands down the fastest delivery I’ve ever had.

Shocking how difficult things got when I turned off motion controls.

Holy shit, I love Salmon Run so much.
 
As well as the Slosher.

@PonyPon  
You mean the Bucket.

Only got to level eight my first day. Unlocking lots of amiibo clothing. Not sure how to get the Callie and Marie amiibo to work yet. Was browsing the locked weapons I haven’t unlocked but I didn’t see the hydra or sloshing machine.

You know, the final boss fight was great but I’m a bit disappointed that we didn’t get to fight Callie one-vs-one.
 
Like, imagine Callie with a health bar, and the fastest moving and best aiming “Octoling” ever. She would use a bunch of strategies, and he weapon would have a larger AoE.
 
It would’ve been amazing.

Figured it out.

Hehe, oh my god, Spongebob and Patrick were the subject of a splatfest? That explains this video.
 
Also, Octo’d

NO STOP GIVING ME THE GRILLERS WHEN I HAVE OCTOBRUSH.

So…did Marie and Callie disappear?

@HighRollerHydra  
No

@Miss Shy  
It’s actually pretty good for that.

@Miss Shy  

 
It’s THE BEST feeling.

From the official Splatoon comic in Japan.