Pokemon General [SFW, No NSFW]

What if Huey is eating your candy, right now?

Jokes on him I didn’t get any U.U

If Huey isn’t eating the candy, what IS he eating?!

What of Huey went back in time to teleport himself and his uncle away from the synergy crystals before they explode?

Huey, you know when you had that dream of going back in time to stop your mom and uncle from being stolen? Did you just, not know about time paradoxes back then?

he doesn’t even remember what you’re talking about

Well, Huey, even though you don’t remember, that particular attempt of time traveling to stop the kidnapping creates a paradox where you never existed, and thus, never could have stopped it. It is pretty similar to the Grandfather paradox.

Professor Mew, how can Mewtwo make Stripe if the mother was a Morpecko? Did Morpecko wear the magic flower in their hair? Was it love at first site or did they beat up Mewtwo for food?
… Professor Mew, please put the knife down?

what is bro doing

mudkip