[NSFW] Monster Musume thread

@SidewardManatee  
Well isn’t this a difficult question.

@gasmaskangel  
Red, blue or your basic ogre oni?

@Solitude  
I’m not that picky. Any as long as she doesn’t try to eat me or my pets.

@AppleJackFrost  
You’d really get things gooing in your relationship.

@gasmaskangel  
So pick a amazon

@AppleJackFrost  
MUAHAHA  
Now pick!

@gasmaskangel  
Well, your basic ogre oni is pretty violent, the red ones are violent drunks and the blue ones are pretty smart and rational. Until they get drunk, then they’re worse than the other two.
 
^{%I’m just going by the monstergirl wiki here since I’m assuming that’s the monstergirl canon we’re going for.%}

@gasmaskangel  
Define “eat you.”

@Carcass Strife  
You know back in olden days when monsters ate people and it wasn’t a fetish? Fi-Fy-Fo-Fum and all that, I’d wager.

@Solitude  
Alright, I was thinking of that phrase in a different way.  

@SidewardManatee  
Iunno I’d probably pick Slime girl or perhaps a fairy.

@Carcass Strife  
…Oh. Oooooh. Yeah, sorry. My bad. I need to stop assuming so much. And go to bed. Way past my bedtime.

I’d also consider a holstaurus.  

@Solitude  
Don’t let the night demons bite.

@PonyPon  
Me too. Possible applicant number one detected.
 
@AppleJackFrost  
They can have my flesh when they pry it from my COLD DEAD…  
…  
…Hang on, lemme rethink that.
 
Random trivia: you can tell when I’m posting when I should actually be sleeping when the amount of random bovine excrement in my comments is at higher percentages than normal. G’night, y’all.

@PonyPon  
>Don’t touch the cow.

or perhaps a beholder, someone as lazy in day-to-day life as me.  

@PonyPon  
I’m a little interested.  
Not completely, but a little.

@PonyPon  
I would also quite happily room with holstaurus.

I suppose I’m done catching up with the manga…what now?

Y’know, a dragon is nice too…
 
@AppleJackFrost  
Wait for the next chapter?

@Solitude  
Yes. That is the deed that must be done.

Wow, never heard of Monster Musume before. I definitely need to check it out! Thanks for sharing!

@AppleJackFrost  
Pretty standard for fiction protagonists.