You're Banned!

Banned for getting socked in the stomach

Banned for attempting to stick a sock into the folds of your stomach

Baned for trying to buy stocks with socks!

Banned for investing in the sock market

Banned for buying the Day 1 Edition of “Sonic Cross Shadow Generations.”

Banned for preordering games

Banned for 120% Spyro without looking up tips on getting that amount.

Banned for cheesing your way past bosses in games.

Banned for playing a game about cheese

Banned for eating all the cheese.

Banned for cheese, if you please

Banned for getting another fat roll.

Banned for eating an egg roll

Banned for rolling an egg

Banned for not making any eggceptions

Banned for being shaped like an egg.

Banned for egging someone

Banned for being a rotten egg

Banned because Super Scope:

Banned for I’ve seen a lot more super

Banned for returning fire with the Sega Master System lightgun.

Banned for not giving me that light gun