You're Banned!

Banned for trying to stick a square block into a circular hole

Banned because Australia Exists:

Banned because you just found that out today

Banned because Australia does not exist according to some conspiracy theories. As an Australian I cannot confirm or deny this theory.

Banned for using Derpi while upside down

banned for blaming all of the worlds problems on insert pop culture medium here

Banned for not washing your blanket

Banned for being away for a while.

Unbanned because Bluey proves that Australia does exist.

Banned because AC/DC also proves that
(Though Bluey is always a great example too)

Banned because In Hearts Wake is another great band from that country too.

Banned for banging your keys

Banned for losing the keys to your mind

Banned for mistaking your house keys with your car keys

Banned because the former is my point: Just as the house is like a temple, so is the mind

Unbanned for wisdom

Banned for kicking the can.

Banned for punching the can

Banned for throwing the can.

Banned for doing the Can-Can

Banned for knocking the can off the table.

Banned for canning it

Banned for smashing the can.

Banned for not squishing the can