You're Banned!

Banned for an unlocked footlocker!

Banned for selling such ugly shoes omg those things are hideous!

Banned for wearing shoes

Banned for shooing the shoes away

Banned for eating jelly donuts!

Banned for leaving a mess

Banned for settling for less

Banned for eating pizza with pinaple on it.

Banned because you all allowed Private Pyle to eat a jelly donut! From now on I will not punish him, I will punish all of you!

Banned for taking the jam.

Banned because the .45 jammed

Banned for coming from a universe where you can make jam out of the contents of guns

Banned for bringing a cannon to a gun fight

Banned because cannons are actually worse than guns because they’re slower.

Banned for exactly

Banned for pinging ten fucking threads at once

Banned for going on ten threads for fucking

Banned because Australia hasn’t sunk back into the depths yet.

Banned because Australia doesn’t exist. I know because I live there!

Banned for letting a kangaroo loose in Austria

Banned for dropping the N-bomb

Banned for random rule #0 breaking.

Banned for breaking the number 0

Banned for literally tearing up the number 0 to shreds