You laugh, you lose.

@Scrabbleman  
But what about the anus?

 

 
@LightningBolt  
They already said don’t do that, pls read.

@Napsack  
That tumblr thread was longer than most fanfics.

What’s new, pussycat? :D

@LightningBolt  
You should see the one about whether or not Fallout Equestria can be used as a dildo.

@Napsack  
LUBE IT UP!  

XD  

@Badumsquish  
Oh, so that’s what scooby snacks were all about.

@Badumsquish  
What happens if you have sex with a catgirl in doggy style?  
Do you cause the universe to implode or what?  

@Scrabbleman  

 
That was a fucking ride.

The Virgin Charlie Kirk vs. The Chad Nick Fuentes
 

I get emails like this all the fucking time:
 

@Joey  
People spam their fetishes to your Derpi email support feed?

@Selaphiel  
No… Well, yes, sometimes… But no…
 
There are bots that just scour the internet for specific keywords, and if they find one, they send a form letter saying something along the lines of
 

 
Basically, they’re advertisers, and if they find whatever keyword they’re looking for, they assume that the site is focused on topics similar to that, so they want to write a “sponsored” post which is just a long-form advertisement disguised an an article.
 
However, they almost always get it wrong, as evident by them thinking a picture of big titty celestia has something to do with testicular cancer. The comments did get a bit off hand, but still.
 
My favorite though was a few months ago when we got an email wanting to write a sponsored article about UTIs because someone mentioned urine on an incredibly “detailed” watersports image.

You wouldn’t believe the amount of mails we get from Chinese factories selling horseshoes wholesale.

@Anonycat  
That’s actually a good advice.