Finish each other's sentences

LIFE
 
Creepy ass looking…

Dog
 
 
To get the people’s votes,  
We…

Have to shoot the other candidates.
 
I stared in horror at my computer screen, then ran to shut and lock all the doors and windows. When I returned to my room, I stood petrified because…

Someone used a spell on me
 
The giant panda sounds similar to…

A Yao Guai
 
Bigfoot is..

A yeti
 
Damn kids and their…

May mays
 
 
Mayday mayday,  
We’re…

Sold out of Bort license plates
 
You once asked them…

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
 
The answer is…

42
 
Already got you the…

The new Xbox 4 and Ps1
 
 
I’ve come here to…

Drink my milk and get cookies
 
They forgot something important at the bus station…

THE BABY!
 
 
I close my eyes only for a moment and…

Then it’s already Monday
 
Going back on your steps makes…

You look fat
 
 
Remember that one time when you…

Thought the CIA was stealing your doodles?
 
 
If you’re wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts  
Just repeat to yourself…

It’s Uwe Boll
 
Take a deep deep…

Plunge off a cliff.
 
The best TV show is…

The one you have not seen yet
 
Child labor laws are killing…

The rights to be a pedo.
 
Zap the…

Innocent civilians and run away
 
The one animal you can always trust is…

None because they’re blabber mouths.
 
My fetish is…

Organ transplants
 
Catch on fire tonight with the new…

Orphanage
 
Rape is…

The name of the game
 
Forget about the time you…