Finish each other's sentences

Did the splits on a log in Boy Scouts camp and fell into a pit uninjured. (Actually happened, tho.)
 
Dolan is…

trying to trick gooby
 
When you find the…

The drunken hobo in the other end of the rainbow.
 
The PS2 is…

BROKEN and shall declare itself as OBSOLETE
 
This is a wonderful…

Funderful way to die.
 

 
When there’s lightning, you know it always brings me down  
Because it’s free, and I see that it’s me  
That’s lost and…

Now it appeared again. Wait, it’s lost again
 
15 people were arrested when the police found…

Their self pyramid scheme
 
 
There’s nothing like a…

barb wire bat to the face
 
What a massive prick he was. Dude ended up…

Eating all the snacks and double dipping
 
 
Nothing beats a…

Beating
 
A shocking twist…

His neck really can turn 180 degrees
 
 
Barry,  
Remember when…

You were the fastest man alive?
 
Getting short on money, might need to…

Cook some meth
 
 
Need a lawyer?  
Better call…

That guy in the strip mall
 
You bunch of people and your…

Fidget spinners
 
 
If I’m lucky in a month I’ll…

Have my own fidget spinner
 
From parts unknown, weighing at 300 pounds…

New Day
 
 
What if…

This is not a dream but reality?
 
What kind of sick animal you take me for? No! I didn’t killed him, but I did…

Stab him… repeatedly… in the face…
 

 
This just in…

A building is burning.  
The good news is that 1 person is injured, the bad news is that many people died.
 
The Twilight has a big…

Crown
 
 
Where the hell have you been,  
I’ve been…

sleeping in this alley way waiting for you.
 
It was so sad when…

The EPA removed all mentions of Global Warming from their web site.
 

 
That’s what I like to see on a lady:

A broom
 
Tripping over the wire will trigger…

Tumblr “feminists.”
 
 
Gypsies, tramps, and theives  
We heard it from the people of the town  
They called us…