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441TheSecond
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Oh good, my ban has finally been lifted.
 
I would be more ecstatic if I wasn’t still angry over how fucking bullshit this ban was.
 
Yeah, ban me for an entire week for threatening hypothetical people. I’m sure their non-existant feelings have been spared by it.
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@441TheSecond  
I’m sure all left-leaning people on the planet will be happy to hear that you only wanted to murder them because they’re hypothetical. If you have questions about your ban or wish to contest it, go to -help
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Dammit Zincy keep you fucking truths of the universe off of my damn jokes, they suck enough as it is without being surrounded by smart stuff,
 
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I may honestly add that Open World Star Wars Game to my no direct support list if they stick with the guy from the reveal thing as the mascot,
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I was mostly referring to modding/map making stuff, people will tell you to set X flag under Y value to trigger under condition Z, without referring to any of them by their ingame names or telling you where to find them,
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In Vino Veritas
Does it count as political if I vent about an idiot actually defending DeVos’s “schools need guns to defend from bears” comment?
 
Because I feel that’s just going after someone being an idiot, regardless of political affiliation.
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@Zincy  
Bears wandering onto school grounds is apparently something that happens often enough in Alaska. I’ve heard stories from someone that talked about how they would go on lockdown many times because of a bear, and it didn’t turn into a sleepover because a hunter managed to take it out.
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@toxicrystal
 
Even still, the number of bear related deaths in the US is less than 1 per year, as it tends to be “go for several years without deaths” then a random hunter gets mauled.
 
Almost all the deaths have been from people out in the wilderness, and most bear encounters end with the bear simply leaving the area. They rarely directly go after humans.
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@Zincy  
The deaths may be <1 per year, but the danger is still there. The reason it’s low is because thank God most people know how to take percautions and play it safe when dealing with bears.
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Does it count as political if I vent about an idiot actually defending DeVos’s “schools need guns to defend from bears” comment?
Because I feel that’s just going after someone being an idiot, regardless of political affiliation.
 
Please don’t tell me that was an actual sentence a human being said.
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@toxicrystal
 
Ok, but saying “some schools need guns to protect from bears” is still fucking retarded.
 
 
That’s like saying I need put my house on shock-absorbers in Virginia to protect from the 1 earthquake every 6-8 years we have here that barely even registers. Sometimes you can overprepare, and cost yourself in collateral.
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