The Alcohol Thread (Possible NSFW)

Couldn’t find a thread where we discussed our favorite alcoholic drink, so I think I will make this one.
 
Discuss your favorite alcoholic drinks here, whether they be beers, wines, liquors, whiskeys, Mike’s Hard Lemonades, etc. Maybe make recommendations.
 
My favorite alcoholic drinks, at least those I’ve actually tried, from sweetest to most bitter:
 

May I also nominate the great and powerful Tipsy as mascot of this thread?
 

@ArkyNoid  
I second that (hic) motion!

New Holland Dragon’s Milk. Get it if you can, that is all.

any recommended alcohol for teetotalers?

@Shirani  
Why don’t you go drink your 95% Everclear that’s available in your state? ^{totally not jealous at all}
 
I don’t know, what are you into? Lagers? Ales? Liquors?

@someguy111  
idk I am a newbie when it comes to alcohol.

@Shirani  
I suppose by “teetotaler” you mean you don’t drink.
 
You’ll probably want to go easy, since your body probably isn’t used to alcohol. In that case, all I can recommend is “weak” beers (3.2% Alcohol by Volume or less). Or if you want something sweet: Mike’s Hard Lemonade.

@Shirani
 
This is from my personal experience only, but lagers (such as Budweiser) are typically smoother and not as bitter as ales (most craft beers).

@SonGokuMonkey  
to put in perspective about how bad it is when I once drank alcohol I once took a sip, yes a single sip, of white wine and I was buzzed. SERIOUSLY! .

@Shirani
 
I swear something kinda relevant was on some show. Family Guy? South Park? They gave some character like a sip of actual booze then switched his drink with fruit juice yet he continued to get drunker. Or placebo effected or something lol.

@Shirani  
If you’re not accustomed to alcohol I would recommend taking it really slow. Yeah Mike’s hard lemonade might be a good choice. Other “alcopops’ might be good too such as Smirnoff Ice or other malt beverages. Whatever you do, DON”T OVERDO IT. Not only do you risk getting quite sick but you could become addicted.

@someguy111  
I don’t want to drink alcohol everyday, I want to only drink on special occasions.

@Shirani  
Oh… 0_0 umm maybe you should have only a 12 oz can then, if that, of a mild beer of about 4%. Meanwhile I can drink a 6 pack of strong veer and still be able to do chores. I’m part German, btw so…

@Shirani  
I would talk to a doctor first.

Meanwhile in Germany, beer is literally drank with meals just like people in the US drink coke with a hamburger. Beer isn’t something for simply getting drunk, it’s a very important part of German heritage. Still, to those who are not accustomed, please take it easy!

@someguy111  
a doctor?

@Shirani  
Yes, to see if you can handle alcohol. Some people are quite sensitive to it.

@someguy111  
has anyone been allergic to alcohol before?

@Shirani  
Not sure about that. but if you can get buzzed off of a sip of wine you may want to take it really easy. I would talk with a medical professional about it first lest you get really sick.

@Shirani
 
Yes there is such a thing as alcohol allergy. I sure as hell don’t have that condition lol.

@ArkyNoid  
I have a coworker that has it for some beers.
 
As for me, Sam Adams/Michelob Dark Lager are my go-tos

@Corrderio
 
Samuel Adams? I’ve heard that drink is always a good decision.

The answer to life was, is, and always will be beer.

@noobiestbrony
 
Wait, if we combine this logic with that of the late Douglas Adams, shouldn’t the answer to life be 42 beers?