Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Granted now I’m the queen
 
I wish for a sword

Granted. It and a nearby bow morph into Rainbow Dash, who is an evil witch who uses her magic powers to try to kill you.
 

 
I wish for a sword that can kill evil wizards like her!

It kills wizards like him…
 
 
I wish I was a wand…

Granted you are Cosmo’s wand.
 
I wish for note books.

Granted. You become obsessed with them.
 
I wish the Equal Four, Sunburst, and his girlfriend Starlight became a constellation of shining star-ponies in the sky!

They’re behind the real ones…
 
 
I wish I was real, toy.

Buzz Lightygear
 
I wish for karate chop action.

Granted, you get karate chop’d to death, 007 Goldeneye style.
 
I wish for nostalgia.

You remember it so I don’t have to.
 
I wish for divine introversion.

You get that… religious sex shop…
 
 
I wish Twilight would stop smiling…

She becomes The Frowning Pony and bans you.
 
I wish I was pixel.

Granted, you are one tiny pixel and you just…float there, doing nothing.
 
I wish the life of a pixel was more exciting.

Granted. You infect the world.
 
I wish you were a Landsknecht.

Nobody hires him because he’s really bad at it.
 
I wish you were a Hoplite.

Granted. You get crushed by a stone from a Roman catapult.
 
I wish you were Emperor Pompey.

We invade Malaysia and kill each and every one of you, replacing you with the Japanese.
 
I wish for the few of you who actually will have kids to sacrifice your firstborn to me

They go to me…
 
I wish less of you was more…

@Sufficienttosay
 
Granted. A Japanese general uses you for twisted experiments after conquering and oppressing Malaya. After Japan surrenders from defeat, you emerge from your chamber and kill the general and the scientists, and live the rest of your life as a monster and a dangerous urban legend. You would be a living bogeyman of the 1970’s, a terror to the nearby villages.
 
I wish I am a mad scientist from Czechoslovakia.

Granted, you are the “very angry” kind of mad.
 
I wish the word, mad, would madly lose all meaning…like mad.

It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad corruption…
 
 
I wish the butcher’s hand was mine…

Granted. It drives you to kill.
 
I wish we can be a band of mercenaries. Together, we can orchestrate the most horrific deaths to our enemies and targets!
 
@Briianz
 
Well, thank you very much. Nyní budu točit sám, obracející tabulky a vytvoření smrtící nepořádek chemikálií a opaření kyselin zničit mou laboratoř. A budu to dělat pro zábavu!
 

 
^{PS try to translate the Czech text above using Google Translate}.

The mercenaries are robots and malfunction…
 
I wish I could skip Madam Amberley…

Granted, the game allows you to skip her once, but the game glitched and now you have to fight her twice.
 
I wish for the revival of this thread.

Granted. You get driven weak and mad, as your energy has been used to transform this thread into a new universe.
 
I wish I can generate thoughts into reality.

Granted. You are a massive moron that never makes anything significant.
 
I wish to revive 2007’s memes