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@ice1517
 
Preferring straight ships is homophobic? I would expect that straight people would prefer straight ships and gay people would prefer gay ships? That’s like saying that a straight person is homophobic because they don’t watch gay porn. Maybe this is just something bi people can’t understand.
 
Also I will stab Thunderlane in questionable places until a ship with him is homo. Then replace him with Soarin. (But anyone that takes that statement seriously deserves to)

twincest

Still the cutest atatatatata here.

My daughter is giving money to the less fortunate! WHERE DID I GO WRONG!?

Hilarious in hindsight with the new ‘derpy star’ tag.

What smells like marshmallows?

Pinkie has persistent sexual arousal syndrome?  
(Yes, that’s a real thing.)

Poor quality image… or Pinkie’s fourth-wall breaking finally resulted in a rupture in space-time that is tearing them all apart. How gruesome.

I demand an explicit angle from behind Molly.

@warc9  
So being licked by a dog is antiseptic?
 
 
Twist: Dash isn’t being nice, she just loves the taste of human blood.

@Background Pony #7B29  
Not to mention there are other alternate versions of Celestia and other characters that are far, FAR worse than Molestia. At least when Molestia nabs you, you’re still alive and in a single piece when she’s done. I mean there are versions of her that run ponies through meat grinders during sex, and this is the version people chose to bitch about? Really?

Okay, I corrected all the images I could find, old rapidfire -> silver lining and new guy -> rapidfire.
 
I guess fix anymore you find that I missed, but there weren’t that many.

@headlessrainbow  
I have to wonder what kind of crazy anatomy they have that they would have prehensile feathers.  
But I suppose it makes sense, if an earth pony can play a piano with blunt hooves, then wing hands aren’t that far out.
 
Also Rapidfire it is, I guess :)

Sonata is almost as good at flipping her mane as Rara

Best way to die ever.

Thought you could hoof wrestle with Celestia, eh? I guess alicorns get earth pony strength too. Totally OP.

@TenaxViator  
That’s a good idea and probably what we should go with if no one has a better idea, but what happens if they introduce Rapidfire later? We might get this guy arrested for identity theft!
 
@Anon-a-Miss  
I can’t think of any good horse puns for that though.

Fleetfoot just woke up. Why is she brushing her teeth before eating breakfast?

Rainbow Dash: “I’ll race you to see who can hit puberty first!”

Actually it’d be impossible that she wouldn’t make this mistake. I mean it’s not like they post signs reminding people that they are supposed to wear clothing, and even with the portal magically clothing her, she wouldn’t want to keep the same outfit on for several days without any means of washing it. She would have walked out of the library naked after the first night.

They never found the body.

Fun prank: Find a guy that hates your guts, wait for him to get drunk and pass out in bed, then strip and crawl in there with him. He’ll wake up and think he had sex with you. Then call him a few weeks later and claim to be pregnant. Let him freak out for another few weeks before telling him the truth.

Godzilla gets all the mares.

In what way is two ponies playing video games together ‘shipping’ or ‘lesbian’  
Unless Rainbow Dash’s tail is doing something I can’t see.

Spitfire is tired of ponies flying into her in a mounting position and claiming it was an innocent accident.