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The poor thing… she has to stay in hiding to keep Twilight from murdering her.

I don’t think there’s a standard definition for ‘motherfucker’ that everyone uses, so I have very little idea what this means. It’d be best to use something that refers to his business failures/bankruptcies, but I’m not sure there’s a standard word for that either.

“Haha! I’ll crush her head and then escape over this cliff!”

“Ah good, they’re asleep. I can just slit their throat and…”

@Background Pony #3765  
I’m pretty sure non-bronies are also intelligent enough to use Google.

If Spike had time to get that big, Rarity looks very good for her age.

Dear Princess Celestia,
 
Today I learned to never search Derpibooru without filters.

@Background Pony #70EA  
I would rather have an intelligent, evil, dishonest leader than an honest moron.  
Even then, if you think any President in living memory was not a war criminal, then you haven’t been paying attention. You don’t get that far by being nice.

@Heroine Addict  
I’ve always assumed that changelings either don’t have a proper gender in their true form or are all herms.
 
If changelings had a definite sex and could only change to forms of that gender, it would mean that every single one of the changelings that the mane six fought in Canterlot Wedding were female, which if they do have separate genders would be highly unlikely.

Brought down a single blog.  
Created countless copycat blogs by giving free publicity to the one blog they brought down, many with characters infinitely worse than Molestia.
 
Way to shoot yourselves in the foot, morons.

I will never understand why companies C&D things that amount to free advertisement.  
Seriously, this is RIDICULOUSLY stupid on the part of any company.
 
Meanwhile, there are sites like Equestria Untamed making money from MLP porn that Hasbro doesn’t touch. Because making non-profit animations about a background character that had only (at the time) appeared onscreen for a few seconds is much worse than charging money for porn of Hasbro’s characters. No one can logically argue that Hasbro had good reason to C&D Button Mash as long as Equestria Untamed has not been C&D-ed.

Scootaloo is thinking: “Now kiss!”

Yeah keep that leg up… just like that…

You know Marble needs to be careful. There’s close to enough mares to form The League of Evil Big Mac Ships now.

I died twice.

Well you know making clone-babies with a magic mirror probably would result in a lot of them having serious personality disorders.

Is that really headcanon? I’d say it’s pretty blatantly obvious.

Well now that Rainbow Dash is in the Wonderbolts, maybe Fleetfoot can enlist her help in getting her a date with Big Mac. That would make a great fanfiction. Someone get on that.

@DragonWraith  
Well people are perplexed because Rainbow is the only one there with nothing canon to hint that she’d go with Big Mac. Let’s see…  
Cheerilee - almost married him (howbeit while drugged with magic)  
Fleetfoot - had fantasies about getting married and having foals with him  
Luna - hung all over him at a fair and then kissed him on a ferris wheel.  
Marble - came as close to making out with him as a shy pony could in a children’s cartoon, and pretty clearly shipped with him by Pinkie  
Fluttershy - well he looked at her waggling plot once while visibly sweating (though that’s a bit of a stretch)  
Rainbow Dash - ???? Did I miss something?
 
Also what about Tealove? She had a catfight with Fleetfoot over him. >>412859  
And Sweetcream Scoops? She was visibly flirting with him at a party. >>295158
 
Though wow, either way, no character has more ships with canon reasoning than Big Mac. That stud. And who can blame them? I’d hit it.

And then she was electrocuted. That made the party very awkward.

I just love the “Bitch, please” look on Spitfire’s face when she dumps the paper.

The material for those socks could have made coats for 100 cold orphans. You monster.

What is Vinyl doing in a battle without her bass cannon?

I love how the night guard in the background is like “Not this again”

Well it wouldn’t surprise me if polyamory was considered okay in Equestria.  
Dash would probably need more than one partner to properly sate her anyway. She could probably wear out all three of them.