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Isis: Heeeeeeeerb? Where are you? Oh let me guess. Yoooooooooooooo’re jumps out from behind wall into Herb’s office doorway atyourdeskworkingsuperduperhard!
 
Herb: Huh?
 
Isis: BINGO! And she wins! AGAIN! How does she do it??? dances around and gracefully plops on the floor next to Herb
 
Herb: Hey, hey! Take it easy! You’ve got a baby in there
 
Isis: Oh don’t be such a worrywart. So whatcha workin’ on this time?
 
Herb: I’m trying to figure out Poison Joke and seeing if there’s a way that I could perhaps
 
Isis: Booooooooooooringggggggg
 
Herb: narrows eyes at her
 
Isis: gives him a cheesy grin Ooh! You know what you should do?
 
Herb: What should I do?
 
Isis: You should touch it
 
Herb: I’m not gonna touch it.
 
Isis: Aaaaaaaw why?
 
Herb: Because I’m not stupid.
 
Isis: You’re not fun either playfully nuzzles closer to him
 
Herb: Something tells me you’re bored
 
Isis: How’d you guess??? Come on Herb. Let’s go do something! Have some fun!
 
Herb: Like what?
 
Isis: I dunno, just go outside maybe. Go on a date or a hike or a walk or something! We’re not gonna have much alone time together in just about a month y’know.
 
Herb: You’re right, you’re right. Okay, let me just finish
 
Isis: swipes his glasses
 
Herb: Hey!
 
Isis: HA! I’ve got them now and there’s nothing you can WOAH!
 
Herb: What? You alright?
 
Isis: These are sooooooo weird!
 
Herb: Huh?
 
Isis: stands up and walks around Everything’s so blurry! Is this how you feel when you don’t wear your glasses? tries reaching for a book that’s farther than it seems to her
 
Herb: Well, they’re only reading glasses so……….
 
Isis: We should have a race right now! Like a blurry race! I think it would be rather hilarious don’t you?
 
Herb: Well, it would be for me since I can still see. Hey, you should take those off. You’re gonna get a headache.
 
Isis: What? You don’t thing I can handle puny glasses? For your information sir, I was a professional joustess AND a personal guard for Princess Amore.
 
Herb: I know, I know smiles
 
Isis: freezes
 
Herb: Isis?
 
Isis: Herb……….. I….. I think the baby’s coming!
 
Herb: springs up What??? Now??? Are you sure???
 
Isis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! winces
 
Herb: Okay! Okay! Okay! goes to her side C’mon, let’s get you to the hospital
 
Isis: nods weakly
 
Herb: leads her outside Oh gosh, how’re we gonna get you there? It’s a bit far…
 
Isis: It’s alright. I can walk just fine smiles and starts prancing around
 
Herb: ……………………………………. the baby’s not coming…….. is it?
 
Isis: Oh it is. Just not now.
 
Herb: chuckles Isis! You scared me!
 
Isis: But I got you outsiiiiiiiiide~ Did I forget to tell you that I’m a great actress as well?
 
Herb: Guess so
 
Isis: Now can we please do something? A little walk at least?
 
Herb: Alright, alright. Goodness, how do you have so much energy?
 
Isis: shrugs and starts trotting ahead Keep up sweetie!
 

 
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Dammit, now I’m really wishing Isis wasn’t a beautiful cinnamon roll who was too good, too pure for this world.