Jigsaw: Hello Princess Molestia. I want to play a game. For years you have defiled countless innocent virgins and squalled your precious vessel with the low filth of the alpha males and the succubus females. You used your body as an instrument for abuse, tarnishing your sense of self-worth, nobility, reputation, and dignity, gained your own satisfactions from stealing the innocence of living beings, and defiled your gift from God as a means to receive pleasure from the Devil himself. But now is the time to choose which is more valuable; the pleasures of sex… or the pleasures of life? The task here is simple; you must locate the key that I hidden to unlock the shackles that binds your back hooves and waist to free yourself from the obsession that bounded you for so long. However; you have only 60 seconds to find the key and unlock both your salvation and redemption, otherwise the Devil himself will have his way with you… with his razor sharp shaft, bringing forth his ultimate way of pleasure to you. I will give you a hint as to where I had hidden the key… and finding it requires to sacrifice what is most precious to you as of now… the rose and pearl you abuse so much for your own satisfactions. The scalp is located next to you, but be careful… because once you pick up the tool to saving your life, the Devil himself will only give you a minute to decide to either pay the toll… or be his personal sex slave in hell for an eternity. You can either die as a corrupted and immoral rapist princess… or live on as the real Princess of Equestria. The fate of your life… and your kingdom… rests upon your next actions, your highness. Live or die. Make your choice.

I enjoyed the first one. The rest were just bad.

@P3FOYFN  
When they started trying to retcon the first 2 movies into one massive mindfuck from the start (all these people connected etc. etct.), and ignored the simplicity of the gruesomeness of the traps, yeeeah.

“Global thermonuclear war”

They just became gross-out movies.
 
But good on OP ’cause I probably would never have made this connection.

@Background Pony #95E8  
1 and 2 were good.

those movies suck ass.

oh christ this is going to take 7 very confusing movies isn’t it.

NO YOU CHEAT AT CLUE!!!