“Oh Mister Trenderhoof,I’m feeling so “hot” this day, probably from all my “dirty pony work”.I think i’ll just take a small break to ravish this fine, juicy,succulent morsel here…mmmmmm so soft, and delectable, I could just “massage it with mouth and “caress” it with mu tongue mmmmmm and maybe later you and me could-”  
“Rarity!The hay are you doing with that apple,your gonna have to pay for that,and why are you wearing the most ridiculous outfit I’ve ever seen?”  
“Oh Applejack…I was just showing trend over how I lerned to clean an apple… orally(strange licking sounds)  
“You know all the apples have to be washed first ,otherwise you could catch a blight”  
“pppthhhfhfthhhh gah gah spha gah ahahah gah..”  
“Uh so Applejack I wanted to talk to you about the way earth ponies endure the burden of Equestrias agricultural toil..”  
“…(dramatic whimper)”.