Oh please, nobody’s fooled Batman. We all know you can’t be Bruce Wayne. So stop disguising yourself as him and show us your true identity!

Dammit! You spoiled the twist ending of Detective Comics #27! Now I know what happens!

Neo is the one  
Snape kills Dumbledore  
Donnie Darko Dies

Spoiler Alert: Fluttershy is the BatMare.

@Prof.NightJack  
I thought Kevin Conroy was Batman.

SPOILERS
 
Mami Dies in third episode  
Magical Girls are Liches  
Kyoko is not villain  
Qbey is  
Magical Girls turn into witches  
Sayaka became one  
Kyoko dies with her  
Homura is from different timeline stuck in time loops trying to safe Madoka  
Madoka will turn into world destroying Witch  
Qbey wanted all this misery  
Madoka make contract in finale  
Urobutcher gives are happy end.
 
If I only could turn this into song lyrics :P

Jesus Dies
 
SPOILER

So is Thomas Wayne if he winds up living instead.

@Background Pony #8E3B
 
Spoiler alert:People are gonna bitch about having to filter something instead of just filtering it like a sane person.

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
@cute_celestia  
@ze  
Wasn’t he Adem We?

I’m pretty sure George Clooney is Batman.

but i thought ben affleck was batmaan

I thought Batman was Michael Keaton.

Ridiculous! How in blazes could he keep that a secret? I mean, if Bruce Wayne was Batman, where would he hide Robin? Surely his ward Dick Grayson would notice something amiss!

Holy…i never knew..

Oh my God, I just shit my pants!

Bruce Wayne, why are you dressed up like Batman?  

That Billionare playboy?
 
Yeah right, next thing you’ll be telling me is that nerd Peter Parker is Spiderman or some bullshit.

SNAPE KILLS TRINITY WITH ROSEBUD

Oh great, now you’re going to tell me that Otto Octavius is Spiderman

nuh-uh, batman’s harvey dent.

Ya right, I’m the Queen of England then.